Oh my Lord.
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So I can kiss that previously mentioned goal to publish a post recipe per a month goodbye. *insert peace sign emoji*
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First I missed October *a.k.a. Pumpkin Season.* Then I missed November *a.k.a. Pie Season.* And now it’s Cookie Month, a.k.a. December. And I’m posting an ice cream recipe ten days before Christmas. The inner critic is screaming, “Get with it!”/”Give up!”
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Oh, and I missed National Cookie Day. And probably National Chocolate Chip Cookie Day. And who knows what else? But guess what? I’m here now, and that’s what matters.
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I’m tempted to think, “Keep telling yourself that, girl.” But I had this in my queue. And because magic cookie bars are a quintessential part of Christmas cookie trays, exchanges, and binges, I decided to do a little holiday switcharoo and turn them into ice cream.
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So here goes rolling with the punches and making the most of the present. I tested this recipe in August for our church’s Annual Ice Cream Social. This event usually ushers in a handful of vanilla ice creams that promise to be unlike the others, some traditional favorites like mint chocolate chip, the “that’s-not-what-I-brought” folks who try to sneak their storebought ice cream into the lineup when no one is looking, and the likes of barbeque sauce or jalapeno chocolate flavored ice creams. Morals of the story include: Don’t be a lame. Taste at your own risk. Your ice cream IS a reflection of you and your character.
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If I were to interpret what this ice cream says about me, I’d tell you it reveals that trashing up recipes is the name of the game. Because *duh* it is. Unnecessary example to continue proving my point.
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Thanks to my homegirl, Jess, for helping me embrace my tendency and leading by example.
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But for real, this recipe makes a big batch of ice cream and takes two stints in the kitchen: one to make the cookie bars and one to make the ice cream. There’s also a good deal of waiting involved. But maybe the creators of the Instant Pot will come up with something like the Instant Oven or the Instant Freezer! You know, for those millenials *and the rest of America* who CAN’T EVEN with waiting.
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For those who stick it out to the end, though, this ice cream is a prize for your tastebuds. With this recipe, the classic magic cookie/7 layer (unlike 7 layer dip. anyone?)/hello dolly bars get swirled into a rich, creamy base and you get two desserts in one. It’s a TWOFER. (Do you remember when JCPenney marketed juniors’ shirts with that label? Is that still a thing? Did you buy any?)
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Take a break from your cookie tray filling and trim up some ice cream with cookies. Everyone knows edible decorations are the best kind of decorations (looking at you, candy and graham cracker gingerbread houses). Maybe even leave ice cream for Santa. *Cough* Dried out sugar cookies lose their appeal after a while.
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